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The Ersatz Elevator by Lemony Snicket
The Ersatz Elevator by Lemony Snicket








The Ersatz Elevator by Lemony Snicket

Count Olaf once again manages to fool the adults with a simple disguise involving a monocle, high boots and improper English. This instalment sees the Baudelaires climbing a lot of stairs (and occasionally sliding down bannisters), forced to wear ill-fitting pinstripe suits, drinking aqua martinis and parsley sodas, eating at Café Salmonella, climbing up and down a lift shaft, being thrown down a lift shaft, and improvising ropes and welding equipment, all the while worrying about their kidnapped friends, the Quagmire triplets.

The Ersatz Elevator by Lemony Snicket The Ersatz Elevator by Lemony Snicket

Snicket’s word and phrase definitions are often hilarious. Snicket’s tone throughout is apologetic, sincere and matter-of-fact as he relates the unfortunate events in the children’s lives his imaginative and even surreptitiously educational style will hold much appeal for younger readers. Luckily these well-mannered and uncomplaining children are also very resourceful: Violet invents, Klaus researches and Sunny bites. Having already suffered the loss of their parents, the threat of marriage, slave labour, hypnosis, a terrible boarding school, and the murder of their Uncle Monty and Aunt Josephine at the hands of the evil Count Olaf and his nefarious assistants, the siblings are ever-vigilant of his reappearance. Esme is a rather forceful woman who is a dedicated follower of fashion, while Jerome never likes to argue, with anyone. As we once again join the unlucky Baudelaire orphans, they are deposited by their banker, the constantly coughing Mr Poe, at 667 Dark Avenue, into the hands of their new guardians, Jerome and Esme Squalor. The surprised person - or, in this sad case, the surprised person - are too stunned to defend themselves and the sneaky person has the advantage of the element of surprise.The Ersatz Elevator is the sixth book in A Series of Unfortunate Events by American author, Lemony Snicket (aka Daniel Handler). The element of surprise is an unfair advantage, and it can be found in situations in which one person has sneaked up on another. The element of surprise is not a gas like oxygen, or a solid, like aluminum. Because although this table contains a great many elements, from the element oxygen, which is found in the air, to the element of aluminum, which is found in cans of soda, the table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise. Like everyone else, scientists are wrong from time to time, and it is easy to see that they are wrong about the table of elements. This chart is called the table of elements, and scientists like to say that it contains all the substances that make up our world. “If you are ever forced to take a chemistry class, you will probably see, at the front of the classroom, a large chart divided into squares, with different numbers and letters in each of them.










The Ersatz Elevator by Lemony Snicket